How to cath,kill and eat a dog ? ;]

CATCH: Of-leash areas in Seattle Public Parks are a good place to find dogs and get a little exercise. If money is no object, the Humane Society of King County (13212 SE Eastgate Way in Bellevue, 425-641-0080) sells dogs for $55. (There's is a dog in my house *ngek ngek*)

KILL: Depending on the size of the dog, you can wring its neck, shoot it through the head, or run over it with a van ( What bout a small car like perodua kelisa or perodua viva ? hehe ) . Drain its blood as you would a cat's, and dismember as you would a rabbit.

COOK: Dog, a popular dish in China, is very versatile. To stir-fry dog, heat a small amount of oil in a wok. Cut dog into small cubes, then place in wok and brown evenly. When dog is brown, add chopped broccoli, snap peas, carrots, and soy sauce. Cover and let steam.

EAT: Serve with rice wine. Delicious! (Ohhhh, delicious it seems =D)

p/s : so pookie dont pee or poo on my bed again

pp/s : pookie was sitting next to me 2 minutes ago .

Kerry must be jumping around/singing/dancing/celebrating when she read this.